Whether you admire him or despair of him, your cat will take to this tiny, catnip‑filled companion with all the quiet gusto of a perfectly executed afternoon tea. A refined little toy for serious baps and spirited victory parades—naturally, the other kitties will look on with envy.

A tough little catnip parody toy for cats who play rough (and judge silently). The Jacob Rees-Mogg cat toy is part of the Pet Hates Toys range we’ve curated for durability and entertainment value. Pet Hates’ political cat toys use strong poly-canvas and a stitched-in catnip pocket, designed for sharp claws and rough play.

Key features

·         UK designed; unofficial/unendorsed parody design

·         Strong poly-canvas outer, stuffed with polyester and catnip

·         Catnip sewn into a tummy pocket

·         One-piece body/arms construction designed for sharp claws

·         Safety label: not a child’s toy

·         Not intended for dogs (contains catnip)

Size

·         Size: typically 15cm tall x 12.5cm wide (pocket-sized)

Safety & care

Supervise play. Remove if damaged. Not a child’s toy. Follow manufacturer guidance.