Whether you love or hate Keir Starmer, we can guarantee your cat will LOVE this catnip toy — efficient, claw-ready, and absolutely irresistible. Expect decisive pounces (or not), firm (or weak) bunny-kicks, and a local kitty “approval rating” Sir Kier would be deeply jealous of, and your cat’s friends can only envy.

A catnip-packed parody toy made for batting, kicking, and dramatic hallway launches.

We chose this Pet Hates Toys cat toy because it’s made with durable materials and the catnip is secured inside a stitched pocket. It’s the kind of “funny” toy that still feels like it was built by people who actually live with cats.

Key features

·         UK designed; unofficial/unendorsed parody design

·         Strong poly-canvas outer, stuffed with polyester and catnip

·         Catnip sewn into a tummy pocket

·         One-piece body/arms construction for sharp claws

·         Safety label: not a child’s toy

·         Not intended for dogs (contains catnip)

Size

·         Dimensions: 13cm tall x 12.5cm wide