Whether you love or hate Keir Starmer, we can guarantee your dog will LOVE this toy — a serious squeaker for serious play. Unlike Kier, after a few months of testing, it’s robust, it’s dependable, and it delivers results… and yes, your dog’s mates will be quietly fuming with jealousy.

A squeaky parody plush for dogs who love a proper tug and a big, noisy payoff. We’ve stocked the Keir Starmer dog toy from Pet Hates Toys because it’s designed for play, not just a novelty photo. Durable materials, two squeakers, and a build that suits tug-of-war make it a solid choice for supervised fun.

Key features

·         UK designed; unofficial/unendorsed parody design

·         Strong poly-canvas outer with polyester stuffing

·         One-piece body/arms construction for tug-of-war play

·         Two squeakers (head + tummy)

·         Squeakers placed in nylon pockets for extra safety time

·         Reinforced seams (still supervise play)

·         Not intended for strong chewers

·         Safety label: not a child’s toy

Size

36cm tall x 30cm wide

Safety & care

Supervise play. Remove if damaged. Not a child’s toy. Follow manufacturer guidance.